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A total madman that plays minecraft for 3 days straight
Tha'ts a typical Klinton.
Klinton by Drugoverdoseman321 March 5, 2021

Killary Klinton 

Killary Klinton is a nick name given to Hillary Clinton because she is such a unfeeling person that laughs at other people's death's and suffering .
Killary Klinton that guys is such a Killoay Klinton he just laughed at the pain of others

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
He’s the funny one in the group. If your having a bad day he lightens up the mood. Also he gets all the galdem.
Man like klenton
Klenton by The unkown warrior March 20, 2020

Klingon sex 

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.
Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.
I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.
klingon beer by MACV July 21, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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