Kleidening 

A term used to describe the process of attempting to go get pussy from a girl who is far below your standards. The term originates from certain girl who was less attractive than a certain guy, however the guy still went out and "kleidened" her.

Shes so ugly! I bet you will go kleidening though!

Kleidening by mogodude22 February 9, 2009

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

Calvin Kleining by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

Kleining 

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

Kleining by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014

Kreidering 

Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.

I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.

Kreidering by anonymous December 11, 2020

Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

Calvin Kleining by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

Kaedening 

When you “forgetfully” don’t wear your mask

“Put your mask on dude, you’re kaedening”

Kaedening by Nobody loll September 10, 2021