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A term used to describe the process of attempting to go get pussy from a girl who is far below your standards. The term originates from certain girl who was less attractive than a certain guy, however the guy still went out and "kleidened" her.

Shes so ugly! I bet you will go kleidening though!

Kleidening by mogodude22 February 9, 2009

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Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

Calvin Kleining by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

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Kleining

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

Kleining by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014

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Kreidering

Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.

I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.

Kreidering by anonymous December 11, 2020

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Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

Calvin Kleining by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

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Kaedening

When you “forgetfully” don’t wear your mask

“Put your mask on dude, you’re kaedening”

Kaedening by Nobody loll September 10, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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