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kladkanker 

"Kladkanker" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to a piece of written work or programming code that is of poor quality, unintelligible, or nonsensical. The term is often used to express frustration or disappointment with the outcome of one's own writing or coding efforts, especially when they fail to meet expectations or are difficult to understand.
Nadat hij urenlang aan zijn scriptie had gewerkt, realiseerde hij zich dat het eindresultaat pure kladkanker was en dat hij het helemaal opnieuw moest schrijven.

Translation: After working on his thesis for hours, he realized that the end result was pure kladkanker, and he had to rewrite it entirely.
kladkanker by Jeroen207 March 31, 2023
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shoot with a gun. San Diego, California slang made famous by Mitchy Slick, a member of Xzibit's Strong Arm Steady rap group.

On Xzibit's Weapons of Mass Destruction album in the song entitled Klack, the chorus has Mitchy Slick saying Klack for the niggas that bang in the city. This means to shoot your enemy to get revenge for your friends that were shot by them.

this slang term originates from the sound made by the hammer of a handgun when it slams down propelling the bullet out of the gun. you can hear the sound better if the gun isnt loaded.

to get klacked on means to get shot by someone.

Besides Mitchy Slick, Damu (another SouthEast San Diego rapper, also a member of Mitchy SLick's underground rap group named Tha WrongKind) is the only rapper that uses this slang.

klacker = shooter
These examples are all from Mitchy Slick lyrics:

Getcha klack on! (Go shoot at the enemy!)

Heads, Knees,shoulders and elbows can get klacked off if you dont know the code in Daygo. (If you dont know gang ettiqette in San Diego, you can get your Head, Knees, and shoulders, and elbows shot off.)

Klack Klack Klack! (Next time I see you, you getting shot!)

He was a known rider, he inherited the Sickness every southeast Daygo nigga got inside him. Not AIDS but the whitechalk fever, when his get-back klack is needed, he's eager as a beaver.

(He was known for being a killer. The sickness runs in his family, not AIDS but the compulsive urge to kill. He's eager to kill for revenge when he has a chance.)

Get on a klack mission for four or five nights. (Shooting and killing your enemies every night for 4 or 5 nights in a row)

klack by Deekin Lakeio August 29, 2006

klickage 

distance in kilometers a vehicle travels per liter of fuel. Used in same fashion as milage.
what is the highway klickage of that car?
klickage by Mark p west December 22, 2010

Krackatoba 

1. One who's eager to show the professor that she have done the reading.

2. As a verb, raising one's hand indiscriminately in a negative fashion.
She talked back to me yesterday and I krackatoba that hoe.
Krackatoba by LeeDex April 30, 2011

Lubomir Klucka 

A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.
Lubomir klucka why do you live like Lubomir Klucka
Lubomir Klucka by Bibakila November 4, 2013
to kick and slap someone at the same time.
I can't believe he did that, i'm going to go over and klack him in his eye right now!
klack by scubuh February 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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