random guy1: Yo, what's krackalackkin'?
random guy 2: shit dog.
random guy1: aight, I's finna drop a bone in dis bitch?
random guy2 What the fuck's a bone you crazy nigga?
random guy1: shit joe, i don't know!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.