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Kittypuss 

Kittypuss: A girl with a very hairy vagina. With all the hair it'll look like a kitty.
" Dude, I banged this chick last night. She had a total Kittypuss."
Kittypuss by Mirage69 June 26, 2018
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kittykiss.co.uk 

A quality UK based escort directory.
Where can I find the best escorts in London ? You should look at kittykiss.co.uk
kittykiss.co.uk by KittyKissuk September 27, 2020

kittypuree 

A wholesome snack made out of Kittens. This can be made by putting a Kitty in a grinder or a mixer, to create a puree of meat, bones, cartilage, blood, and fur.
Because of Grandma Betty's Gum Disease, she has to eat Kittypuree.
kittypuree by KAT_LOVhER January 13, 2009

Kitty Puss 

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss
"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children

Tittypussyassattack 

When your freaking out over something
Girl 1 : OMFG AHHH UGH

Girl2 : Stop having such a tittypussyassattack bro. O.o
Referring to KittyKiss Escort search engine. An emerging UK escort startup website established in 2020 catered for University students.
Do you fancy having a browse on kittykiss?

I'm feeling well randy for some kittykiss
You pervert, you've been browsing Kittykiss

Take a look at these hot girls on kittykiss.
KittyKiss by KittyKissuk September 21, 2020

Tittypussy 

When one nostril is clogged but the other isn’t.
Man, I’ve been dealing with Tittypussy for almost a week!

My mom died of Tittypussy. Stay safe bro.
Tittypussy by Gay person (not cap) November 11, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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