SpudsTheEniglishMan's definitions

Dirty Boggy

An act where you roll in milk, then seasoning, fry yourself until you become a fried chicken piece, and then feed yourself to your pet guinea pig.

"My guinea pig is feeling sad, i'm going to Dirty Boggy for him!

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Spudonia

Spudonia is a place of dreams where imaginary animals roam the earth and there is a KFC or Maccas on every corner.

"Man, I wish I lived in Spudonia! They are so lucky!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Troongaboonga

A small creature that hides in your toilet, troongaboongas can be very happy, or mad, or sad. all troongaboongas have different emotions.

"Whoa! There's a happy troongaboonga swimming in my toilet! Mum can I keep it?"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss

"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Sidney McDonnell

is racist

"Sidney McDonnell, He Is Very Racist, But So Handsome And Cute."

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021