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The prettiest most amazing thing to walk this very earth. With a precious smile and eyes handmade by god, her beauty is unmatched. A very talented girl, not that she’ll ever admit to it. Her fashion sense always in the know whit cool outfits for every day. For what she lacks in height she more than makes up for in heart, caring for all even the ones who don’t deserve it. Sadly a Gemini of course, so the crazy side does appear now and then. However she puts up a good fight for the sign with all the sweetness and thoughtfulness deeply embedding those nasty emotions. When loved correctly (and deservedly) she is the best you could ask for. With a strong spirit and attitude she will always always always try her hardest at everything she thinks deserves it. Long story short, just the best.
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Kitty Drank

Gatorade or any other sports drink, but preferably Gatorade.
Man, I'm so mad that they discontinued the Tiger Wood's Kitty Drank.

I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.
Kitty Drank by Z-jizzledog September 7, 2010

happy kitty dance

Similar to a 'kitty dance' but resulting in a happy ending.
The stripper put on a crotchless cat costume and gave Mr Fox a happy kitty dance.

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kitty dick 

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off
Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.
kitty dick by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Kitty Diggins 

A nickname derived from the popular brand of cat litter. Just a general name such as dude, meng or chuckles; it is not intended to have a negative meaning. It should only be used towards friends.

kitty dunkin' 

the female version of mens tea bagging
i had a woman spot me at the gym and she ended up kitty dunkin' me!
kitty dunkin' by kscorpio June 5, 2011

Kitty Deposits 

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!
Kitty Deposits by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009