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The prettiest most amazing thing to walk this very earth. With a precious smile and eyes handmade by god, her beauty is unmatched. A very talented girl, not that she’ll ever admit to it. Her fashion sense always in the know whit cool outfits for every day. For what she lacks in height she more than makes up for in heart, caring for all even the ones who don’t deserve it. Sadly a Gemini of course, so the crazy side does appear now and then. However she puts up a good fight for the sign with all the sweetness and thoughtfulness deeply embedding those nasty emotions. When loved correctly (and deservedly) she is the best you could ask for. With a strong spirit and attitude she will always always always try her hardest at everything she thinks deserves it. Long story short, just the best.
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Kitty Drank

Gatorade or any other sports drink, but preferably Gatorade.
Man, I'm so mad that they discontinued the Tiger Wood's Kitty Drank.

I need to buy some more Kitty Drank before I head out to the gym.
Kitty Drank by Z-jizzledog September 7, 2010

happy kitty dance

Similar to a 'kitty dance' but resulting in a happy ending.
The stripper put on a crotchless cat costume and gave Mr Fox a happy kitty dance.

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happy kitty dance by Jud Der May 6, 2010

kitty dick 

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off
Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.
kitty dick by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Kitty Diggins 

A nickname derived from the popular brand of cat litter. Just a general name such as dude, meng or chuckles; it is not intended to have a negative meaning. It should only be used towards friends.

kitty dunkin' 

i had a woman spot me at the gym and she ended up kitty dunkin' me!
kitty dunkin' by kscorpio June 5, 2011

Kitty Deposits 

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!
Kitty Deposits by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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