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Kirstening 

The act of a couple in love going very well until it finally stops. Because the girl has been with the boyfriend's best friend for a bit and has been keeping it "Blackmailingly" secret.
While Kirstening their relationship I realised i'm a cunt!
Kirstening by Wittlebee November 19, 2010
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Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.
Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him
Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best attack on titan character. He will make u feel better every time you see him in the anime. It is worth loving him. Also he is the most "human" out of the all characters.
Julia: OMG! Jean Kirstein is so hot!
Me: I know
Jean Kirstein by Iliincut January 17, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

He’s a cocky person but also a very sweet loving person, they are always there for you too<3
Jean Kirstein by Jeans gf ;) April 30, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best, hottest, coolest, and most well written/enjoyable character in the entirety of Attack on titan. He is a god and I devote my mortal soul to him <3
"do you like Jean Kirstein"
"yes"
"you're really hot please kiss me"
"OK"

Jean Kirstein 

Sexy A** Beast from Attack on Titan. One of the main characters.
Jean Kirstein is not a horse.
Jean Kirstein by Becky12243 November 18, 2014

Kirstein 

A very special girl.
She is the kindest girl you will ever meet, with the greatest wit.
She has the beauty of a goddess, and a smile that can shine the brightest light into my soul.
Her personality is great… full of kindness, care, free-spirit, perseverance, trust, eagerness, intelligence, courage, confidence, cheer, creativity, generosity, graciousness, humor... perfection.
She is someone I would die for. She’s the girl I want to be with someday.
She is my soul mate.
She is a one of a kind, no other like her, no other better.

Her happiness and smiles are worth more than the world to me.
Day and night she is always in my head and in my heart.
Just the thought of her…her name…her smile… it brings me happiness and warmth in my heart, and takes my breath away.
For as long as I live my heart will always be by her side.
She makes me smile without me even noticing it.
She is a girl that I would do absolutely anything for. She is the light to my soul.
She is the strength that keeps me walking. She is the hope that keeps me trusting.
She calms and soothes me, keeps me resting. She means more than I ever could want.
My feelings for her are so real, my greatest fear is losing her.
She is my purpose, she’s everything.
And I would give up everything for her because I am madly in love with her.
Mike loves Kirstein
Kirstein by Hearttt4Krissy April 20, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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