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kinktastrophe 

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a kinky encounter.
Dominatrix 1: What happened to your suspension bar?
Dominatrix 2: I was flogging my submissive when he thrashed so hard that he pulled the top brace loose and it cracked the mirror!
Dominatrix 1: What a kinktastrophe!
kinktastrophe by marky lune January 11, 2009

kinderest 

A word given to the kindest of people
Man that girl is the kinderest
kinderest by Manfany December 6, 2016

Kinkstress 

A kinky girl. A mistress of kink. Similar to "Pimpstress" in its derivation. Ussually more on the hot side, as opposaed to cute.
She wanted her B/F to bite her all over her neck and arms. What a kinkstress.
Kinkstress by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Kinkiest Hose 

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.
Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!
Kinkiest Hose by Sam went to far December 13, 2016

Kinktastic

Kinktastic is when something is amazing and, at the same time, sexy.
This song is extremely kinktastic. It makes me wanna ride a dick immediately.
Kinktastic by Tweenz April 2, 2017

kinkfest 

When getting with a very kinky girl,and having it be so kinky you can't even handle it. To feel so festive, all your clothes are taken off and then used as ropes and hand-cuffs.

Not only is it an experience, but a person can also be a kinkfest. It's the best when you have a kinkfest (experience) with a kinkfest(person.) The results are exponentially better.
Damn, last night I hung out with kinkfest, and let me tell you, it was festive.

It was fun hanging out with kinkfest, she ground my meat in her kinky meat-grinder.
kinkfest by Kinkfest March 7, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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