kinktastrophe 

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a kinky encounter.

Dominatrix 1: What happened to your suspension bar?
Dominatrix 2: I was flogging my submissive when he thrashed so hard that he pulled the top brace loose and it cracked the mirror!
Dominatrix 1: What a kinktastrophe!

kinktastrophe by marky lune January 11, 2009

kinktastrophe 

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a bdsm dungeon.

Domme 1: What happened to your St. Andrew's cross?
Domme 2: I was flogging my sub when he thrashed so hard he pulled the top eye hook loose and it cracked the mirror!
Domme 1: What a kinktastrophe!

kinktastrophe by marky lune January 13, 2009

Kentastrophe 

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.

Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.

Kentastrophe by seejee May 12, 2015

kentastrophe 

When a person named Ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.

Ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.

kentastrophe by dontcarepseudonym May 8, 2015

Killtastrophe 

In Halo 3, obtaining 8 kills within 4 seconds of each other; one step up from Kilimanjaro.

Holy shit! That guy just caused a Killtastrophe!

Killtastrophe by Baron Von Kristophe December 27, 2007

Kifftastrophe 

When something is so insane you have no other choice but to moan loud

Derek stubbed his toe it was a kifftastrophe!

Kifftastrophe by Lunchbizzel January 23, 2024

Kentastrophe

A Kenny style catastrophe!

“That’s a shame. A kentastrophe if you ask me!”

Kentastrophe by kenrahiy September 23, 2026