kinktastrophe 

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a kinky encounter.

Dominatrix 1: What happened to your suspension bar?
Dominatrix 2: I was flogging my submissive when he thrashed so hard that he pulled the top brace loose and it cracked the mirror!
Dominatrix 1: What a kinktastrophe!

kinktastrophe by marky lune January 11, 2009

kinktastrophe 

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a bdsm dungeon.

Domme 1: What happened to your St. Andrew's cross?
Domme 2: I was flogging my sub when he thrashed so hard he pulled the top eye hook loose and it cracked the mirror!
Domme 1: What a kinktastrophe!

kinktastrophe by marky lune January 13, 2009

Kentastrophe 

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.

Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.

Kentastrophe by seejee May 12, 2015

kentastrophe 

When a person named Ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.

Ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.

kentastrophe by dontcarepseudonym May 8, 2015

Killtastrophe 

In Halo 3, obtaining 8 kills within 4 seconds of each other; one step up from Kilimanjaro.

Holy shit! That guy just caused a Killtastrophe!

Killtastrophe by Baron Von Kristophe December 27, 2007

Kifftastrophe 

When something is so insane you have no other choice but to moan loud

Derek stubbed his toe it was a kifftastrophe!

Kifftastrophe by Lunchbizzel January 23, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005