Kings Finger

A particularly large turd.

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."

by Duffpig94 May 6, 2023

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

king kong finger

A Turd that looks like King Kong finger

King Kong finger came out Gurm's ass the other day !

by MandingoKingKong November 17, 2016

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

by 1andDone August 23, 2018