Kings Finger

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."

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king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

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To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

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King Kong finger came out Gurm's ass the other day !

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A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

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A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

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When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

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