king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.

“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”

by boxy0127 September 13, 2022

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011