6 definitions by tuckmoth

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A childrens game from the 1980's where 2 players would stand at either side of a road and attempt to throw a football at the kerb, thus causing it to bounce high into the air... this counts as 1 "Kerbsie" attemps at kerbsies alternate except when a kerbsie is scored, in this instance the scorer of the kerbsie gets to throw again.

First player to 10 kerbsies wins - play is suspended when:
a.)a car goes past (although it has been known for players to attempt and score a kerbsy over the top of a moving vehicle)
b.)teas ready

Opinion is divided over the best technique for scoring kerbsies. Many players opt for an over arm 'basketball' style technique while some opt for spreading their legs as wide as possible, getting as low to the ground as possible and using an under-arm technique. Flasher kids would attempt the backwards 'American Football Quarterback' style shot...
"I'm p*ssed bored, fancy a game of kerbsies??"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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A Rectum-raider who is addicted to inserting his erect love missile into other men's turd tunnels
"Get away from me you f*cking rectophile"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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A traditional English Football game played by children where players compete against each other to score in one goal, usually marked-out by jumpers/trees against the fat kid nominated to go in goal (or int' nets up north). The last child to score in each round is eliminated and a new round starts until the final two players are left. This is deemed 'the final' and 2 or 3 goals are required to become champion.

Can be played in 'singles' or 'doubles'... Goal-hanging is not tolerated and persistant offenders will be penalised with 'Penalties-all-round' where every other player is awarded a penalty-kick from 12 paces.

Regional Variations:
- Cuppies
- Cup-sies
- World Cups
- Wembley Doubles
"Please Mrs Shufflebottom, is our Jimmy allowed out to come out and play Cuppies"
by tuckmoth June 22, 2004
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Derived from the word "Helmet" meaning stupid person - only with a cockney twang (from mockneys in Berkshire, England)
"That bloke's a f*ckin' elmit"

"Your an elmit booooooooooy"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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