King prawned

The newest and by far coolest form of owning someone.

Dude, you totally just king prawned yourself.

by imnotallowedtousemyrealname April 14, 2010

King prawn

A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.

"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"

by shivshiv December 28, 2012

King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

by James March 10, 2003

King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022

pepe the king prawn

a cross-dressing muppets character who will light up anyone's life

Vianca: I love Pepe the King Prawn
Me: Me too!

by yeetuscleatus February 13, 2018