King prawn

"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"

King prawn by shivshiv December 28, 2012

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King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

King Prawn by James March 10, 2003

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A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

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a cross-dressing muppets character who will light up anyone's life

Vianca: I love Pepe the King Prawn
Me: Me too!

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Dude, you totally just king prawned yourself.

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