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King kongs finger 

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.
"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"
King kongs finger by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car
shit look out for that king kong finger
King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
King Kong's Finger by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach
Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party
King Kong's Finger by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

king kong finger 

A Turd that looks like King Kong finger
King Kong finger came out Gurm's ass the other day !
king kong finger by MandingoKingKong November 17, 2016
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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