king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

king midas by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

King Midas

When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"

My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.

King Midas by mr slaughter June 6, 2010

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

King Midas by carlthelong December 1, 2022

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

King Midas by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

king midas in reverse 

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

king midas in reverse by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

King Midas balls 

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

King Midas balls by King Crowe April 15, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005