carlthelong's definitions

Social Shock

When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.

The only reason I got through that office holiday party was because of social shock.

by carlthelong August 18, 2023

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022