Yeah, it'
s probably going to be Samson next...
Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."
Guard "KING HAROD!"
Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"
Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"
Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY
GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT
JOB!"
😁
🙏
😁
Guard "Yeah,
man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"
Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."
Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"
Harod "NO SHIT!?"
Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"
Harod "Hohoho, you are the
MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"
Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"
Harod "That is
awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the
God-Slayer' I'll call it."
Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"
Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking
MAN! This is
awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"
Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*
Guard "
Um... King Harod?"
Harod "MY BOY! THE
GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"
Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."
Harod 🤨 "What is?"
Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature,
man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The
guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you
man... He's gone. It's gone."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something
man I donno..."
Harod 😱 "IT CAN
FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"
Guard "I... I don't fucking know
man..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know
man..." 😔
Harod 😰
Guard "Yeah..."
