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King Fuck 

when you fuck up mega bad
wow u just king fucked our whole project you jew banger
King Fuck by Nate October 13, 2004
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King Fuck-buddy

When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.

It could be because of Age differences, Religious orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation in a negative way, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), or neither one of them wants a live-together type relationship, etc.

But, she cares a whole lot about this man, and he is her One and Only Squeeze, right now. He is Special. In her eyes, and heart, he isn't "just any-body".

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I've got some free time right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "King Fuck-buddy".

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Massive fuck king 

Takes glory and boast how he is the hottest shit in the world but is the truest coward
James: “wow, you didn’t do anything besides camping and taking my shit, you’re a massive fuck king

Fuck the King Day 

This is a new official holiday on the 21st January every year.
Anyone is allowed to fuck the king on this day.
Hey,did you know Fuck the King Day is today?

Yeah, I'm ready!
Fuck the King Day by Trollerio December 20, 2022

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.


Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
King Shit of Fuck Mountain by gelf February 20, 2009

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

noun

1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.

b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:

Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

EXAMPLE B:

Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."

King shit of fuck mountain

Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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