A person who is exceptional at taking
time off work, without anyone noticing.
This person has minimal work
ethics, and usually comes in late, has
long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.
Andy: I am rolling out at
4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work
time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at
4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.