King Blumpkin 

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

King Blumpkin by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010

king crab blumpkin 

the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.

the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.

joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?

mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.

king crab blumpkin by me@tspin February 26, 2009

Blumpkin King 

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

Blumpkin King by Brandon June 24, 2004

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

Bumpkin King Of NT by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

King of the Blumpkins by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

king of the blumpkins

asher roth be the king of the blumpkins

yo i heard asher roth is the king of the blumpkins

king of the blumpkins by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009

kingblumpkin 

kingblumpkin: ken-Blump-ken,(druid/celtic) 1.One who is the king of blump, a master in the art of blumping. 2.A fictional character in low quality movies made with a cell phone video camera.

" Due to my abilites in the area of blumping, I was voted kingblumpkin".

kingblumpkin by mikelmikel63 May 3, 2006