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When your so drunk! Like absolutely wasted you dance on tables and split your head open!
Woah man I was absolutely fuckin kimyed last night! Don't remember a thing!
Kimyed by Kfizz24 January 7, 2017
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Kimmed out 

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate
"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."
Kimmed out by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019
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To hit a mailbox with your car.
Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.
kimmed by elctricityscape April 14, 2008
This is the name for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's relationship. Many people have opinions about their relationship, some good, some bad. Either way, they're both attention whores, so in essence, they just may be perfect for one another.
Did you see that picture of Kimye?

Yeah, their clothes were matching.
Kimye by Blonde&Fabulous November 18, 2012
Derived from Kim and Kanye's relationship

A facial expression of self-satisfaction as seen on Kim and Kanye..

The expression someone makes when they are overly pleased with themselves..
When you see your ex and they look rough and you look hot... *kimye

Her/Him: You're a really good kisser
You: *kimye*
KIMYE by tiffy the piffy December 16, 2012
Constantly being told to shut up by an annoying, noise sensitive, light sleeping person.
"Yo! you just got kimmed!"

"Don't be so loud or you might get kimmed!"
Kimmed by Anonymous666151 October 18, 2011
A girl who is perfect. Everyone loves her, and she attracts multitude of mean who treat her right. She's the favorite child and her parents don't even pretend to hide it. She's the queen of the pack and she brings people together. Very outgoing, friendly and warm.
Person 1: Did you meet Kimyen?

Person 2: Yeah she's the biddy who has all the guys chasing after her!

Person 3: Damn those boys be whupped!
Kimyen by thesaurusgirl December 7, 2016
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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