Kimmied

The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.

“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”

by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020

Kimmie

Kimmie is a hopeless romantic. She’s very friendly and social, so there are a lot of people who like her, but she only has eyes for one guy. Kimmie is sweet, nice, cute, and is someone that can be your shoulder to cry on, but also someone you can come to for tea and fun. Either way, if you land a Kimmie as a friend, you hit a home run.

Person A: Oh, I heard Kimmie has a new crush.

Person B: Kimmie? New crush? No way, man. Kimmie only likes one person.

by worldwidehandsome7 November 12, 2018

Kimmed out

Similar to turned out (not to be confused with "turn't up" ) the act in which a SWF approaches you with small vibrator to insert up your anus into your male g spot (prostate)

The male will begin to experience hot flashes before complete arousal and an out of body intense orgasm during which he will release a milk like substance . Euphoria will last for up to an hour, some soreness in the area is common and an intense urge to lay in fetal position may follow.
Prostate orgasm milking prostate

"After the races he met up with his mistress and she kimmed him out."

"He was a lactating bitch after her got kimmed out."

by Jenna May 86 May 23, 2019

Kimmie

Someone who is seriously awesome. Has a huge heart. You can't help but love her. Always likes to meet new people. Very outgoing and helpful. Has too much energy all the time. Kind of embarrassing to be around.

I'm in love with a Kimmie!

by dollydiva September 30, 2009

kimmed

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

Kimmies

1: One of the names for the fans of Kim Dracula.

2: One of several names for Kim Dracula fans created by the fans.

We are all little Kimmies.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

Kimmiesexual

When one is addicted to Kimmie. Kimmiesexual like, love, and are simply interested in Kimmie. Don’t get it confused for Kimmiecurious (see definition) .

“Wow Trent and Joselyn are totally Kimmiesexual. They exchange photos of her.”

by Kimmie/Kimmistry November 13, 2017