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A mental disease developed from stress, too much practice, and people being mean to you.
I think I may have developed kimitis from school...
Kimitis by kimchi35 May 14, 2019

krivitosis 

A debilitating childhood affliction where a young lad sleeps in his parents room in a cribby, sometimes called a krivi. Often this continues into the 40's where it results in the child getting his own room in his parent's basement.
Young Chad developed Krivitosis at the age of 3. By his mid 40's, Lady Chadderly had developed into a basement dwelling, non-productive sloth.
krivitosis by AnalJ March 18, 2019

Kiritsis 

A big tiddy Chad whose ass is bigger than Kim Kardashian's
-Have you seen kiritsis around??
-👄I am kiritsis
Kiritsis by Kyritsomena November 23, 2021

Kamitosis 

A very contagious "cooty" germ. It is a deadly disease spreadable by contact through normal means such as coughing; as well as the internet and text messages. Symptoms include coughing and sneezing as well as Nassea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. (Even Pepto can't solve this one). <3
"<kami|reallydying> I have a 102 degree fever, I'm coughing and sniffling and sneezing 24/7, I feel like throwing up any moment now, and I have an exam on Monday. Isn't life wonderful? =]" (Kamitosis)
Kamitosis by PianoBuddy May 8, 2009
being in a deep state of kino-like trance
1: dude that song is so kino
2: right, i'm in kinotosis right now
kinotosis by penguinsniper January 25, 2026
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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