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Kamitosis 

A very contagious "cooty" germ. It is a deadly disease spreadable by contact through normal means such as coughing; as well as the internet and text messages. Symptoms include coughing and sneezing as well as Nassea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. (Even Pepto can't solve this one). <3
"<kami|reallydying> I have a 102 degree fever, I'm coughing and sniffling and sneezing 24/7, I feel like throwing up any moment now, and I have an exam on Monday. Isn't life wonderful? =]" (Kamitosis)
Kamitosis by PianoBuddy May 8, 2009
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acute kameltosis 

A condition of chronic puffy labia fully up in them jeans. The full outline of a woman's lady parts stuffed deep in thier trousers. And or shorts. A bikini will work as well. What may not be included is a house dress or pajamas. If one is lucky enough to have a large puffy mound of dolphin beak, they mite benefit from acute kameltosis
Man, she must have acute kameltosis. That she must.

Bald Kaitoism 

A tik tok cult based around the meme Bald Kaito From Danganrompa.
Join the Bald Kaitoism cult
Bald Kaitoism by Greymidnight0 November 7, 2020

Kaitoism 

Kaitoism is the worshipping of kaito Momota the ultimate astronaut.
Kaitoism is the religion that i joined to worship Kaito Momota.
Kaitoism by Maki roll November 3, 2020

Kamerosism 

A phrase so bright and yet so sexy, simultaneously, that when heard by a human being, said human being is render blind for a period of time (varies)
I couldn't drive for a large portion of last night, I heard a Kamerosism that took me off my tree!
Kamerosism by JackBauer February 4, 2006

kaitoism 

Kaitoism is a religion where you worship Kaito Momota the ultimate astronaut.
Kaitoism is a religion I joined to worship Kaito Momota.
kaitoism by Maki roll November 3, 2020

Kaitoism 

Kaitoism is a religion where we worship Kaito Momota the ultimate astronaut.
I joined kaitoism, this religion to worship Kaito Momota the ultimate astronaut.
Kaitoism by Maki roll November 3, 2020
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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