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Kilomani 

Kilomani has a Phenomenal Presence, he loves to create an atmosphere of fun and celebration. His energy is just as attractive as his laughter. Kilomani always leads with his heart. People love to gravitate towards him where they find a sense of joy, fun and security.
Kilomani Santana, I call you “Sun” cause your Mine, AND you SHINE!
Kilomani by Ebro.45 November 22, 2021
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A prime supplier of hard drugs (coke, crack, meth, whatever) who deals in large amounts.
Tim Allen was a kiloman in Michigan before getting famous on Home Improvement
Kiloman by Floydtibbs August 14, 2009

Simile Kilimani 

A beautiful black girl from South Africa ,goal driven,talented with a nice body.Sone day the next miss universe 2031.
You should try being Simile Kilimani .
Simile Kilimani by simz🤎 November 22, 2021

Yoshirolla Kilomantra 

Literal meaning - cook large dinosaur and chant
Practicable meaning - spit-braai (BBQ) outside on tatami mats at nights with friends, drinks and mint soy sauce
Next Yoshirolla Kilomantra is at the lake on Saturday

Kilomatic 

1)A term often used to describe an elite athlete.

2)A person who is kilomatic usually has trouble walking without stepping on his own giant penis.

3)If you have been kilomatic, consider it the highest compliment you will ever receive.
"Man that kid is so kilomatic, it's not even funny"
Kilomatic by Haven Apollo April 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026