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Kilomatic 

1)A term often used to describe an elite athlete.

2)A person who is kilomatic usually has trouble walking without stepping on his own giant penis.

3)If you have been kilomatic, consider it the highest compliment you will ever receive.
"Man that kid is so kilomatic, it's not even funny"
Kilomatic by Haven Apollo April 11, 2010
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kinematics

The study of motion.
Studying a moveing object "kinematics".
kinematics by Jordan Cecil September 20, 2006
A large assed greek who doesn't shave or wash his balls.
Kolomatis came over today, he is hairy and smells like dirty balls.
Kolomatis by lou is gay January 1, 2009

Killmatic 

To have done something wonderful, or successful
That show last night at MSG was Killmatic!
Killmatic by DivineCaliber August 15, 2008

kiNIMAtics 

The branch of modern mechanics that describes the motion of specialty parts, skin cells and overall being of Nima, without reference to the causes of motion.
Nima walks across the hall.

Scientist: It's time to apply kiNIMAtics to this event.
kiNIMAtics by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021

Kilomani 

Kilomani has a Phenomenal Presence, he loves to create an atmosphere of fun and celebration. His energy is just as attractive as his laughter. Kilomani always leads with his heart. People love to gravitate towards him where they find a sense of joy, fun and security.
Kilomani Santana, I call you “Sun” cause your Mine, AND you SHINE!
Kilomani by Ebro.45 November 22, 2021
kismatic (adj.) — Characterized by an unexpectedly perfect convergence of timing, circumstance, or opportunity that seems attributable to kismet rather than mere coincidence.
Example: “I finally decided to look into nursing school, and that very week the college announced an introduction to applying. The timing was completely kismatic.”
Kismatic by The Eternal Y August 20, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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