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The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.
Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.
by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009
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A very funny TV series on HBO. The show is about an ex-major league baseball player who is forced to leave baseball and move back to his hometown. He gets a job as a middle school P.E. teacher and the story revolves around him trying to get back in the majors. Danny Mc Bride plays the show's main character Kenny Powers. Will Ferrell plays an eccentric car salesman. The show hasn't quite gotten the recognition it deserves yet but the show has been on for a season of six episodes and is one of the funniest television shows in recent history.
Eastbound and Down is a hilarious and original Tv show that everyone must see
by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009
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No one in the West Coast knows that the word "heel" means bad guy.
California Guy 1: Hey Tony, you know I think after we left that crack house we've been followed by a heel.
California Guy 2: Jay, I don't even know what the fuck you just said!
by Floydtibbs April 15, 2009
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A very talented actor who specializes in dark humor. He can be known to be ridiculously frank in his roles. He got his start in acting with the independent film The Foot Fist Way. Since then he has appeared in a number of films and is the star of the HBO comedy series Eastbound and Down whom he also co-writes the show with frequent collaborator and friend Jody Hill. Lately he has appeared in the film Observe and Report and will star alongside Will Ferrell in the upcoming film adaptation of Land Of The Lost.
Danny McBride always makes me laugh. Why is that you ask? Because he is funny as hell.
by Floydtibbs April 28, 2009
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To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.
Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.
by Floydtibbs April 05, 2009
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A prime supplier of hard drugs (coke, crack, meth, whatever) who deals in large amounts.
Tim Allen was a kiloman in Michigan before getting famous on Home Improvement
by Floydtibbs August 13, 2009
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A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.
The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.
by Floydtibbs February 08, 2010
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