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coating your teeth with kief pollen and bitten your partners nose so hard that it looks like the septum of a coke addict
kiki: i’m gonna give corey a good kiefing

jimmy: what the fuck is wrong with you
kiefing by fuckedphrases December 15, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
To smoke the weeds
Are you kiefing in there?
Kiefing by hara19kiri February 3, 2022
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Kieling: verb. to weasle your way into a chicks pussy via a friend who is trying to bang the chick, despite a spoken agreement not to bang said chick
ex. You're not kieling that bitch, i called it
kieling by Pope and JIm March 30, 2005
Keif-ing The act of getting high off of marijuana. Originates from the word keif, which are little crystals (trichomes) that have THC on them.
"Hey man what were you doing at Alex's house this weekend"

"Just Keifing , we got lit as fuck"
keifing by BlueFlume January 26, 2017

Kiefinated 

Damn that shits kiefinated as fuck.
Kiefinated by Keifinated April 22, 2017


To touch someones "private parts" with a knife.

Kiffing- To touch someones "private parts" with a knife.


Megan touched Amber's "private parts" with the new knife she got for Christmas.
Kiffing by Ambzbrochill July 7, 2008
The act of having sex with a chick who a friend is trying to bang; after learning she thinks hes gay and that she wouldn't bang said freind.
I'm gonna be kieling that girl soon.
kieling by kiel April 2, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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