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Kweefing 

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.
Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.
Kweefing by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015
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coating your teeth with kief pollen and bitten your partners nose so hard that it looks like the septum of a coke addict
kiki: i’m gonna give corey a good kiefing

jimmy: what the fuck is wrong with you
kiefing by fuckedphrases December 15, 2019
To smoke the weeds
Are you kiefing in there?
Kiefing by hara19kiri February 3, 2022
when 2 mates mix their two keefs and share a joint

haha ;)
yo bro we're keefing
keefing by noah he February 6, 2024

Kwelfing 

The sexual act of an individual opening their mouth for another individual to burp inside of, and then fart inside of. Once both gases are inside of the mouth, the individual starts edging for as long as they can. After nutting, the amount of minutes edged determines how long the individual will have to watch gay porn for.
My dawg Wyatt started kwelfing last week, and ended up watching gay porn for an hour and seven minutes. What a shithead.
Kwelfing by RedheadsEdge March 25, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026