Kidnif 

The area of skin between your asshole and balls
If you didnt have the kidnif you'd have shitty smellin balls

goddamn mary licked my kidnif clean last night.

my kidniff has more hair on it than my moms beaver pelt.

your kidnif smells like a horses ass.

goddamnit my kidnif has fromunda cheese on it again!

Kidnif by Johe33 January 6, 2008

Kidlife crisis

“Kidlife crisis” - When a person under the age of 18 goes through something similar to a midlife crisis

Girl - What’s wrong? Why are you acting this way?

Boy - I’m going through a kidlife crisis

Kidlife crisis by hehehehehehehehehheh August 11, 2019

Kidification

The ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go...leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.

When you ride in my car, don't leave any kidification behind!

Please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.

Parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. We are a patient bunch.

Kidification by pm 360 December 30, 2010

kidninjajosh 

kidninjajosh is a teenager who is an epic gamer.

kidninjajosh did you do the thing.

kidninjajosh by Thisisntkidninjajosh... October 29, 2020

Kidify

To explain a term that is easily understandable by children

Mom, could you please kidify that for me?

Kidify by DIE2LIV August 26, 2017

Kidif 

The legendary group of people that are Kidifs

You Kidif

Kidif by Kidif Person March 22, 2020

Kiddifiddy 

A really hot kid.

Man did you see that kiddifiddy?

Hell yeah she was banging bro!

Kiddifiddy by Mr.MOA September 29, 2009