Kick Your Ass

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1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

Kick Your Ass by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

Words you can keep

kick your ass

v.- also "kick yo' ass"
1. To rare back your leg and kick, landing the kick on someone's ass.
2. To raise a foot and thrust down sharply, landing the blow on someone's ass.

1. I'm gonna kick your ass!
2. Don't gimme no sass, or I'll kick yo' ass!

kick your ass by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007

kick your ass mode

Almost like survival mode, only like when you are totaly determined to kick someones ass.

I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode

kick your ass mode by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

kick your ass in HD

1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.

guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."

kick your ass in HD by Jormungandr & Komodo August 7, 2011

Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

Old enough to kick your ass by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass by applealex October 4, 2009

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!! by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026