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Khean by Noturdaddy44422 November 13, 2020
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Strauss Khan
The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.
Strauss Khan by JC Duss July 4, 2011
Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus
A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.
The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.
The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.
Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!
Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus by adatbatsquat June 1, 2020
Genghis Khan's laws
Genghis Khan developed the Yassa code of laws. There were a lot of laws that existed in the Yassa code, but the most significant are listed below:
- There is only one God
- All religions are to be respected and the government should show no preference to any one religion
- Under penalty of death, no man can proclaim himself to be emperor unless he has been elected by a council of Mongol Nobles
- Homosexuality is punishable by death
- Adultery is punishable by death
- Children of concubines are legitimate and should receive their fair share of heritage from their father
- No subordinate or official of the Mongol Empire is allowed to take a Mongol in as a slave. All men (with rare exceptions) must join the army
- If a soldier pillages during war before the commanding officer has given him permission, he shall be put to death. But after the permission to pillage has been given to the soldier, he shall be given the same opportunity to carry off his loot as the officer.
- Leaders of a religion (preachers, monks, etc.), physicians, and those who bathe the bodies of the dead are to be freed from public charges.
- It is illegal to cut the throats of animals that are to be slain for food. Instead, the animals are to be bound, have their chest opened, and their hearts pulled out and squeezed by the hunter.
Read about Genghis Khan's wives.
Read about Genghis Khan's accomplishments.
- There is only one God
- All religions are to be respected and the government should show no preference to any one religion
- Under penalty of death, no man can proclaim himself to be emperor unless he has been elected by a council of Mongol Nobles
- Homosexuality is punishable by death
- Adultery is punishable by death
- Children of concubines are legitimate and should receive their fair share of heritage from their father
- No subordinate or official of the Mongol Empire is allowed to take a Mongol in as a slave. All men (with rare exceptions) must join the army
- If a soldier pillages during war before the commanding officer has given him permission, he shall be put to death. But after the permission to pillage has been given to the soldier, he shall be given the same opportunity to carry off his loot as the officer.
- Leaders of a religion (preachers, monks, etc.), physicians, and those who bathe the bodies of the dead are to be freed from public charges.
- It is illegal to cut the throats of animals that are to be slain for food. Instead, the animals are to be bound, have their chest opened, and their hearts pulled out and squeezed by the hunter.
Read about Genghis Khan's wives.
Read about Genghis Khan's accomplishments.
"If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all." -Genghis Khan
Genghis Khan's Laws were heavily influenced by Mongol morality, and philosophy.
Genghis Khan's Laws were heavily influenced by Mongol morality, and philosophy.
Genghis Khan's laws by CalumetPowder June 9, 2019
Tatti Khan
Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.
Tatti Khan by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 18, 2020
Keanu Blye
To reach beyond many opportunities to enrich your life and work towards a balance of achieving your vision of success in all 12 dimensions of Life, Health, Fitness, Intellectual, Emotional Character, Spiritual, Love Relationship, Social, Finances, all aspects of life.
For example, a 'Keanu Blye" is living beyond human existence and the beauty of life in all dimensions with great understanding to humanity. "Love all, be all abundantly, never give up, only move up", Written by Cice Rivera
Keanu Blye by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021
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