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A famous rapper from Pawtucket Rhode Island. Legend tells that he was conceived by the souls of Jesus Christ and Ra the Egyptian sun god. He Was born underneath a rainbow on an Aztec pyramid. He is said to be an immortal demigod who can heal his wounds in a matter of seconds and wounds of his peers as well.
Bro have you seen Keybans?! This kid is a fucking legend!
Keybans by C.boy.69 December 8, 2021
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keybanger 

A keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby'd car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to 'roll start' causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new muffler.
OMG I shouldn't have done that keybanger, I need a new muffler now eh uleh?
keybanger by ONE_VIA_S13 May 21, 2007
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turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...
keybang by rich May 13, 2005
Is another name for the Synthesizer Bass because the bass sound is played on the keyboard/synthesizer

The sounds are usually heard in Hip-Hop,R&B,Funk,and Techno music

The most popular Keybasses are the Moog Minimoog and Korg Triton series Dark R&B bass or Express Lead,Yamaha DX100 and Roland JP-8000
"Valdezcrushed on Keybass when he played on Usher's Truth Tour"
Keybass by G-Clef March 5, 2007
A tool used to communicate and distribute PGP keys and XLM.
Are you on Keybase?
keybase by asternitix November 18, 2019

keybanger 

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.
Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!
keybanger by neaonbhb April 30, 2011
there’s only one on earth and he from chicago the legendary Keyband you can listen to him on youtube his channel is Keydontshoot535
boy: don’t you know keybands
girl: yea he so sexy
keyband by keyband November 24, 2021