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keybang

turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...
by rich May 13, 2005
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Keybagging

adjective - to type incoherently, or in such a manner as to have implied typing via teabagging the keyboard or typing while receiving oral sex.
Duke used slang, l33tspeak, and atrocious spelling in such a combination as to make us suspect that he was simply keybagging his posts.
by darianknight September 25, 2009
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keybanger

A keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby'd car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to 'roll start' causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new muffler.
OMG I shouldn't have done that keybanger, I need a new muffler now eh uleh?
by ONE_VIA_S13 May 21, 2007
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keybanger

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.
Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!
by neaonbhb April 30, 2011
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keybage

the sometimes scary stuff that seems to accumulate under a keyboard, don't ask case we are not talking dust 'bunnies'.
my keyboard sit off my desk and after that last 32 hour coding session i found some nasty keybage underneath.
by jonnybigtime March 27, 2015
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keyangie

A dedicated hard working human who is determine to beat her goals and will try to achieve anything.A loving and caring person always quick to help someone else out before she tends so herself
Keyangie is a wonderful person
by bancalis July 9, 2018
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keyband

there’s only one on earth and he from chicago the legendary Keyband you can listen to him on youtube his channel is Keydontshoot535
boy: don’t you know keybands
girl: yea he so sexy
by keyband November 24, 2021
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