keybang

turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...

in my friend Bob's 52 Mercury

keybang by rich May 13, 2005

Keybagging 

adjective - to type incoherently, or in such a manner as to have implied typing via teabagging the keyboard or typing while receiving oral sex.

Duke used slang, l33tspeak, and atrocious spelling in such a combination as to make us suspect that he was simply keybagging his posts.

Keybagging by darianknight September 25, 2009

keybanger 

A keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby'd car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to 'roll start' causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new muffler.

OMG I shouldn't have done that keybanger, I need a new muffler now eh uleh?

keybanger by ONE_VIA_S13 May 21, 2007

keybanger 

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.

Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!

keybanger by neaonbhb April 30, 2011

keybage

the sometimes scary stuff that seems to accumulate under a keyboard, don't ask case we are not talking dust 'bunnies'.

my keyboard sit off my desk and after that last 32 hour coding session i found some nasty keybage underneath.

keybage by jonnybigtime March 27, 2015

keyangie 

A dedicated hard working human who is determine to beat her goals and will try to achieve anything.A loving and caring person always quick to help someone else out before she tends so herself

Keyangie is a wonderful person

keyangie by bancalis July 9, 2018

keyband 

there’s only one on earth and he from chicago the legendary Keyband you can listen to him on youtube his channel is Keydontshoot535

boy: don’t you know keybands
girl: yea he so sexy

keyband by keyband November 24, 2021