A rare specimen of male
human that consumes and destroys everything in its path. Kevmos are extremely intelligent, fast, and versatile creatures, but they also consume copious amounts of alcohol and illicit drugs, slowing them down greatly. They have little respect for rules and the
government, and have been incarcerated more than once. Most Kevmos were dropped on their heads as children, but this only improved the density of their skulls. Their anatomy is built
like industrial machinery, running off gallons of Bacardi 151.
Kevmos where designed by the almighty creator himself, as a gift to mankind. They where to be the
perfect beings to rule the world, and establish
peace and unity amongst the people. But when the first Kevmo reached
earth, he was disgusted by mankind, and took a vow to never become one of them. He became angry at his creator for giving him such unworthy subjects to rule, and lashed out spreading tyranny and
evil across the universe.
One look into a Kevmo'
s eyes, and you can see the raging fire of an animalistic fuck, that
will stop at nothing to get whatever he wants. But, in contrast, they can also be very charismatic. Kevmos can find a solution to any known problem in the universe. If they can't fix it, they'll blow it up with c4.
Damn, that Kevmo just walked through a brick
wall.
That Kevmo is fucking
crazy! You can't believe anything he says. He's just trying to
trick you into giving him your gold!
Lets get drunk with Kevmo, hopefully we won't get arrested.
