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Kevin McAllister 

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.
I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

Kevin McAllister 

The sneaky little guy that gets me and my friends through the night. We pull it out the drawer and fill it with sticky icky. Its called Kevin McAllister due to its sneakyness and suprising qualities.
Guy 1: Bro I drank too much last night, I'm hungover as shit.

Guy 2: Brah just grab the Kevin McAllister out the damn drawer, we gonna gets a little faded.
Kevin McAllister by bvc55 January 1, 2012

kevin mcallister special 

a cheese pizza, no additional toppings, ideally all to yourself
"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026