Kevbo

An endearing nickname for that special someone in your life named Kevin.

“Ahh Kevbo, you’ve got such dreamy eyes. And such a nice mustache. I love you Kevbo.”

by brownsteve421 January 21, 2022

kevbo

A slang term for a guy named Kevin who is useless or dumb

Ex. "Kevbo fucked it up, call him" "Kevbo made the schedule it's all messed up" "I'm telling Kevbo" (because he will overreact since he's dumb)

by Fat Jerry July 27, 2017

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

kelbow

a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.

person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?

by LacJam March 24, 2020

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange December 16, 2015