kerk

Brookline MA slang for "That's a bullshit lie" or just a way of saying you're in the process of getting high.

Guy#1: Yo man i made $1000 mowing lawns...Guy#2: Ohh i beleive u, KERK!......Yo im trying to kerk right now.

by Get Cree April 30, 2010

Kerk

Synonym for Church. Can be meant as the house of worship or as a term meaning "peace!"

Hey, it's Sunday, why ain't you at the Kerk?

Yeah, my spigga, that's shit's hard, Kerk!

by Drizzy Flishzle runs thi$ Art December 22, 2009

Kerk

Kerked, Kerkin; Adjective; to describe someone who is workin it and killin it at the same time. Werkin/Killin (Werk is another way to spell the word 'work') the words 'Workin' and 'Killin' both describe someone doing a great job at something (it), in other terms, owning something. The terms "Work" and "Killin it" are used all of the time in the dance world, what better than to combine the two words.

She is totally kerkin it right now on that stage!!!" "You betta KERKKKKKK girl" ; "Look at her kerkin that runway"; "You just kerked that whole floor"; "Kerk it!", "Kerkin it!", "Kerrrrrrk" "Go Kerk, own it

by KerkinJerkinJay December 13, 2010

Kerk-Out

Kerk-Out: To outburstly react on someone or something.

"I'm gonna kerk-out on that bitch!"

"Why did he kerk-out on me like that?!"

by LambChop-e March 4, 2009

kerk off

Get mad

Im about to kerk off

by Ray and Lu January 28, 2014

captain kerk

To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.

I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...

by el capitano! October 10, 2010

Connor Kerk

As confirmed by noted actor AJ Saudin, the official last name of his character on Degrassi: The Next Generation is CONNOR KERK. It was confirmed via livechat on the 26th of October, in the year 2009.

There has been long speculation on the last name of his one-name, Madonna-esque character Connor. DTNG_UNCENSORED (a Twitter phenomenon) has found out the truth.

Skank: Did you see Connor Kerk on Degrassi last night?

Nicole: I did! His awesome lamp even distracted me from the God that is K.C.!

by DTNG_UNCENSORED October 26, 2009