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Brookline MA slang for "That's a bullshit lie" or just a way of saying you're in the process of getting high.
Guy#1: Yo man i made $1000 mowing lawns...Guy#2: Ohh i beleive u, KERK!......Yo im trying to kerk right now.
kerk by Get Cree April 30, 2010
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Synonym for Church. Can be meant as the house of worship or as a term meaning "peace!"
Hey, it's Sunday, why ain't you at the Kerk?

Yeah, my spigga, that's shit's hard, Kerk!
Kerk by Drizzy Flishzle runs thi$ Art December 22, 2009
Related Words
Kerked, Kerkin; Adjective; to describe someone who is workin it and killin it at the same time. Werkin/Killin (Werk is another way to spell the word 'work') the words 'Workin' and 'Killin' both describe someone doing a great job at something (it), in other terms, owning something. The terms "Work" and "Killin it" are used all of the time in the dance world, what better than to combine the two words.
She is totally kerkin it right now on that stage!!!" "You betta KERKKKKKK girl" ; "Look at her kerkin that runway"; "You just kerked that whole floor"; "Kerk it!", "Kerkin it!", "Kerrrrrrk" "Go Kerk, own it
Kerk by KerkinJerkinJay December 13, 2010

Kerk-Out 

Kerk-Out: To outburstly react on someone or something.
"I'm gonna kerk-out on that bitch!"

"Why did he kerk-out on me like that?!"
Kerk-Out by LambChop-e March 4, 2009

kerk off 

Im about to kerk off
kerk off by Ray and Lu January 28, 2014

captain kerk 

To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.
I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...
captain kerk by el capitano! October 10, 2010

Connor Kerk 

As confirmed by noted actor AJ Saudin, the official last name of his character on Degrassi: The Next Generation is CONNOR KERK. It was confirmed via livechat on the 26th of October, in the year 2009.

There has been long speculation on the last name of his one-name, Madonna-esque character Connor. DTNG_UNCENSORED (a Twitter phenomenon) has found out the truth.
Skank: Did you see Connor Kerk on Degrassi last night?

Nicole: I did! His awesome lamp even distracted me from the God that is K.C.!
Connor Kerk by DTNG_UNCENSORED October 26, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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