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kewaunee 

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.
"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"
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Kewaun is the realist dude you’ll ever know
kewaun by Kewaun December 3, 2018
Somebody who is generally defined as someone with an extremely tiny penis, and is not good at sex at all. Any time you get together with someone- be prepared to be EXTREMELY bored , and not have any fun whatsoever.
"Yo- Dude- Whos that?"
"Oh- Thats Ketwaun, he has a very TINY penis."
"Wait- how would YOU know?"
"I. . uhhhhh. . . . ."
Keewaun is a fine ass nigga and every girl wants to date him, he plays most girls and he will take yo bitch.😂
nicca 1: yoo keewaun wtw

keewaun: nun fr jus pulling more hoes n doors.
keewaun by realest nicca ever 😂! February 14, 2023
Keywaun is an extraordinary outgoing person, a tall brown skin with a big dikk, when he loves he likes to love hard and doesn’t let go of you. He’s loving, kind, respectful, and better than anyone you’ve ever had Get you a Keywaun
Girl: Hey did you see that new boy over there?

Friend: Yes, I think his name is Keywaun
Keywaun by #1Goat November 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026