Kentucky Timemachine

When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.

Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!

by Brianalyne March 11, 2018

Kentucky Time Machine

An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.

Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.

by A Small Jamaican Child August 3, 2010