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An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.
Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.
by A Small Jamaican Child August 03, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!
When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.
Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!
by Brianalyne March 11, 2018
Happy St. Patties Day!