Keaton's Birthday 

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

Keaton's Birthday by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

Keaton’s Mom 

Super hot mom. 100% milf

Use 1: When keaton’s mom is SUPER hot

Keaton’s Mom by Hdnsmsnd November 24, 2021

Michael Keaton's Batman 

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

Michael Keaton's Batman by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

Simon Kenton 

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!

Simon Kenton

Simon Kenton by Living the Life Lydia August 17, 2009

keaton speirs 

The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!

Kid #1: 'Have you heard of Keaton Speirs!?'

Kid #2: 'HeLl YeAh BiTcH!'

keaton speirs by NiKkCrOmPtOnCaNrAp October 5, 2017

kelton street 

he’s a canadian hero in the hall of fame. he saved lots of people and he has lots of friends including sky mccomber, gavin beicke, and matthew daley who were also gods

kelton street is my hero

kelton street by goated6969 May 6, 2020

keaton smith 

Giant ass gothic furry

Keaton smith is a furry

keaton smith by TheRealFurry21 July 21, 2018