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a kenball is a type of hardcore gamer that stays up all night to raise his xbox360 gamerscore. sometimes he comes into school a little darker than normal.. thats his xbox tan he says. a kenball is so into gaming, they will do anything for money and are known for selling drug.s in the shady backstreets of meadowsprings
hey have u seen that kenneth kid?
no hes to busy playing xbox 360..
i here he sells drugs now..
hes such a kenball
kenball by declanyoung April 1, 2009
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When you attempt to shoot your load through kendra's nose piercing
"Hey man, do you want to play some bball tonight?"

"Na g, I'm already playing kenball"
Kenball by kendoggydog May 15, 2014

Kendalled 

The act of being served many alcoholic beverages within the span of a few hours. Typically the act of being Kendalled involves Jell-O shots combined with an another alcohol. Most people do not recognize that they have been Kendalled until it is too late.
Jason isn’t hanging out with us today. He got Kendalled last night.
Kendalled by jwilsonjx October 28, 2019
A summer game founded at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, similar to kickball except for the following:
A beer must remain in all participants hands at all times
A keg is placed at second base, and when a player reaches the keg, they must chug their remaining beer and refill it before another player reaches second base.

If the player does not chug/refill their beer in time, they must perform a keg stand as "punishment."
"Dude! you wanna play kegball at Vilas Park today?"
"Yeah dude, just let me call some friends and we'll meet you there later!"
kegball by kegballer August 2, 2009

The Kendall 

Its when you finger someone's ass then wipe it on your shirt
Kendall stuck her finger in the cat butt and then wiped it on her shirt she pull off the kendall
The Kendall by rayman23 October 30, 2013
A beatiful girl with many friends. She is often crazy, but once you get to know her she is the most lovable people you will ever meet. Her funny attitude gives her countless friends. But don't be fooled by this witty personaltity, she can be the most romantic person ever. I seriously think I'm in love with this girl.
Boy 1: Did you see that beatiful girl pass by

Boy 2: Ya, she must be a Kendall
Kendall by YES THIS IS SO TRUE February 21, 2013

Kendall Jenner 

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob
"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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