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Kevball is basically informal football that's much more fun than regular football. Kevball must be taken lightly by its participants and the aim of the game is to have fun - being serious about the game defeats the object of the exercise.

Can be played anywhere, a pitch is not needed - back gardens to train station carparks will do and using jumpers for goalposts is perfect. Positions are also optional as is being sober.
'Mate, I found a ball on my walk up to the station - fancy a game of kevball in the carpark?'

'I'm quite drunk, fancy some kev in the back garden?'
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A summer game founded at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, similar to kickball except for the following:
A beer must remain in all participants hands at all times
A keg is placed at second base, and when a player reaches the keg, they must chug their remaining beer and refill it before another player reaches second base.

If the player does not chug/refill their beer in time, they must perform a keg stand as "punishment."
"Dude! you wanna play kegball at Vilas Park today?"
"Yeah dude, just let me call some friends and we'll meet you there later!"
kegball by kegballer August 2, 2009
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hey have u seen that kenneth kid?
no hes to busy playing xbox 360..
i here he sells drugs now..
hes such a kenball
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an angel trapped in human body. he made it easier for me to breathe here than it did in a world without him and i would gladly live for that.
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Kervball steamer 

When u shit and shove it in a girls ass than she shits it and shoves it back up your ass until u both cum
Me and my boyfriend tried the kervball steamer last night. I was s wet!
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a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.
check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah
kev ball by ministy of talula April 26, 2009
When you attempt to shoot your load through kendra's nose piercing
"Hey man, do you want to play some bball tonight?"

"Na g, I'm already playing kenball"
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