Ken-Fix

To Ken Fix something is to fix it with a soldering iron. Despite what it is, it must be badly fixed with a soldering iron, even if the item cannot be fixed with a soldering iron.

Example of Ken-Fix;

Laura:"My band just split up in your Recording studios Ken"
Ken:"Hang on, let me get my soldering iron"

by NotSaleemElbaloula April 20, 2008

Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008