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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!
Now that's a Keito!
Keito by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021
Keicol is a beautiful girl. You would be lucky enough if you had a friend name Keicol. She has a big personality and is very funny. She is one of the sweetes girls you will ever meet. She is one to trust. She will be with you in ur ups and downs. She will make your day and put a smile on your face. Keicol is very smart and clever. When she is in a bad mood things might come out of her mouth that she dosent mean. She is one of a kind. You dont want to loose her!!!
You are such a keicol.
Keicol by Nia3452 November 5, 2016

Harvey Keitel 

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.
Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
Harvey Keitel by kree August 28, 2005