Keithology

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Giving an answer to a question that is short, direct, truthful yet very general and broad that it truly does not answer the question you are asking.

My uncle was coming to visit so i called him to see where he was so i would know how long till he arrived; “Hi uncle Keith, where are you?” (Keithology reply) “I’m in the car.” “Where is your car?” “On the road.”

Keithology by macdog5 November 25, 2017

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Kermithology

A gay cult around kermit. Wassup my kermit children!

person 1: hey, do you want to join kermithology?
person 2: hell yeah!

Kermithology by Emberu Pemberu May 8, 2020

Related Words

Keithology • kaitology • Kermithology • Keith Floyd

kaitology

yeah we're the company who deals with stupidity of human kind (especially kamong mga bisayawa). usually memes enthusiast who creates 21st century memes for gen z . (bisayawa supremacy)
CEO - k41t0_x

bai GI search lagi nimo Ang kaitology ?(Dile ko katuo gi-search Pani NIMO hahahaha.)

kaitology by hack__NASA_using_HTML March 12, 2024

kaitology

it was formed by reason of the mischievous thinking of myself being flooded with problems but the problem surrendered willingly because of my handsomeness.

Memes

Technology
And basic life hacks can be learn.

Damn I heard this guy established the company called kaitology , is he even bababoey??

kaitology by hack__NASA_using_HTML April 20, 2024

Kaitology

Founded by k41t0_Xxx

k41t0 kid kaitology

A former SG " katong kanhing guard na gwapo sa mabuhay warehouse ug lcl sa una"

The guy who will fulfill his dreams no matter what happens even though he sets apart for a certain purpose (even though he destine for the better of his life ) but has a rock-headed(gahig ulo) he decides what destiny for him and doesn't even listen what the universe says . ( my life my rules )

I decides what I want to be , all I know is that better life should be with me .
- k41t0_xxx

If failure were just a cartel , I will be a Duterte then .

boy : bet ! nobody's wanna be like him

man : he's literally me , the kaitology mighty fart from maparat city " the illustrious valley in the side walk of highway "

Kaitology by K41T0_Xxx July 10, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026