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To be Mind blasted in a very wise, and respectable way.
Oh shit she just got kehaled
Kehaled by Ninjastar306562 November 29, 2010
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DJ Khaled 

An idiot who just shouts his name over other people's music and makes all the money off it and dances like a douchebag in all the music videos
" DJ Khaled just made a new song"
"No he didnt he just said "WE DA BEST !!" over there song"
DJ Khaled by asdaesentials August 25, 2017

DJ Khaled 

DJ Khaled: WE DA BEEEST

nigga stfu you annoying
DJ Khaled by Bih536424 April 20, 2018

Dj Khaled 

The act of not reciprocating after someone goes down on you.
Guy " I just spent 15 minutes muffing you and you won't return the favor, are you really going to Dj Khaled me like that?"
Dj Khaled by Kwaki June 2, 2018

DJ Khaled 

Another one!
Can i have a dj khaled off your joint?
DJ Khaled by Miacovone October 9, 2019
The name of a wonderful person who makes everyone's day. Even though sometimes he makes mistakes, you just have to forgive him because he is amazing. This person has a big heart. The meaning of this name is immortal or eternal. Which is the way love is with this person. He has the perfect smile and is beautiful. Beautiful not meaning physical beauty, although he is beautiful, but in this case meaning on the inside. He knows how to love and he knows how to make everyone smile.

If you know a Khaled than you are lucky because u have someone in your life that can truly love. He makes you feel like you are floating and when you look at him, even if you are angry, you can't help it and start smiling like an idiot. He is sensitive as well so be careful, and if you know a Khaled and haven't talked to him yet then what are you waiting for? You are missing out.
Person 1: "Yoh dude, who is that kid who has that perfect smile?"
Person 2: "How could you not know him? Thats Khaled!"

Person 1: Why are you smiling so big? You look like u just saw a Khaled.
KHALED by nonna123 December 17, 2013

DJ Khaled 

Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."
1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.

2.
Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!
DJ Khaled by Icy Wyte January 7, 2018
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